Facts about Ben Elton

Occup.Comedian
FromUnited Kingdom
BornMay 3, 1959
Age64 years

Summary

Ben Elton is a famous Comedian from United Kingdom, he/she is 64 years old and still alive, born May 3, 1959.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac taurus, who is known for Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience. Our collection contains 10 quotes who is written / told by Ben.

10 Famous quotes by Ben Elton

Small: No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural convers
"No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi"
Small: My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once theyve read it and learnt to understand it, then they
"My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they've read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!"
Small: Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish Id never used it. Im 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s
"Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s"
Small: The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that
"The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value"
Small: I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but its a risk worth running
"I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running"
Small: Weve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, thats all you can do. I believe that we can act
"We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother"
Small: People who get through life dependent on other peoples possessions are always the first to lecture you
"People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count"
Small: Im easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring
"I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring"
Small: If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obses
"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven"
Small: Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards
"Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them"