Facts about Bert Kalmar

Bert Kalmar is a famous author.

Our collection contains 4 quotes who is written / told by Bert.

4 Famous quotes by Bert Kalmar

"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"

"I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own"

"Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!"