Bill Watterson is a famous Cartoonist from USA, he/she is 65 years old and still alive, born July 5, 1958.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective.
Our collection contains 39 quotes who is written / told by Bill.
39 Famous quotes by Bill Watterson
"Genius is never understood in its own time"
"Reality continues to ruin my life"
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information"
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them"
"I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations"
"Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?"
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die"
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery"
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple"
"I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track"
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night"
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend"
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us"
"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present"
"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do"
"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled"
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder"
"It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves"
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept"
"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool"
"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life"
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life"
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently"
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts"
"Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made"
"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around"
"Mothers are the necessity of invention"
"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way"
"A real job is a job you hate"
"Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems"
"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different"
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
"When birds burp, it must taste like bugs"
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless"
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice"
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us"
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it"
"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running"
