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Summary

Emo Philips (born in Chicago, Illinois, U.S.) is a famous Comedian from USA, he is 61 years old and still alive, born February 7, 1956.

Biography

Emo Philips an actor and comedian, famous for his comic performances of stand-up comedy derived from a voice spoke in a falsetto voice and diction wandering and confused child.

Philips recorded three comedy albums. His first album, E = MO ˛, in 1985 won the New Music Award for Best Comedy Recording. He was later reprinted with his Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre as a single CD. Emo also release the album in 2001. In 2006 he appeared at the Newbury Comedy Festival.

In addition to the career of comedian and a career in stand-up comedy, recitatives Philips also had roles in television series like Miami Vice and The Weird Al Show. Recently it has also appeared in several British television series, appearing as a guest on television quiz show 8 Out of 10 Cats. Philips also undertook a career as a voice actor, giving voice to the character of Dooper in the animated series Slacker Cats.

Philips also appeared in several films, including 1989's UHF (as a rather clumsy school shop teacher who accidentally saws his thumb off), the original 1992 version of Meet the Parents (also executive producer), and Desperation Boulevard in 1998.

Zodiac etc.

He is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 37 quotes who is written / told by Emo, under the main topics: Computers, Funny, Humor.

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Source / external links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips

Famous quotes by Emo Philips (37)


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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
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"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day"
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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often"
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself"
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"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks"
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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator"
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"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'"
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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand"
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"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi"
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe"
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy"
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"
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"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites"
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me"
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"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
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"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil"
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"I'm a great lover, I'll bet"
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend"
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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him"
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"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist"
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes"
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"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson"
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"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them"
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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some"
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"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper"
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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life"
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"
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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them"
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"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks"
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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks"
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"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me"
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote"
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"


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