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Facts about Henny Youngman
SummaryHenny Youngman was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between March 16, 1906 and February 24, 1998. He/she became 91 years old.
Zodiac etc.He/she is born under the zodiac pisces, who is known for Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive, Indecisive. Our collection contains 44 quotes who is written / told by Henny, under the main topics: Marriage, Money, Travel.
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Famous quotes by Henny Youngman (44)
"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport"
"The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip"
"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays"
"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays"
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself"
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle"
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late"
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope"
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me"
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places"
"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet"
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays"
"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car"
"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well"
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months"
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means"