Facts about Janeane Garofalo

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornSeptember 28, 1964
Age59 years

Summary

Janeane Garofalo is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 59 years old and still alive, born September 28, 1964.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac libra, who is known for Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection. Our collection contains 13 quotes who is written / told by Janeane.

Related authors: David Wain (Writer)

13 Famous quotes by Janeane Garofalo

Small: When I see the American flag, I go, Oh my God, youre insulting me.
"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"
Small: When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to m
"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement"
Small: Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area
"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area"
Small: Lets be very honest about what this is about. Its not about bashing Democrats, its not about taxes, the
"Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"
Small: The term celebrity makes my skin crawl
"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl"
Small: I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace a
"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive"
Small: I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness
"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness"
Small: I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth"
Small: I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when
"I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun"
Small: I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outw
"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest"
Small: Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
Small: To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first
"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first"
Small: I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal
"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal"