Facts about Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 58 years old and still alive, born April 29, 1955.

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He/she is born under the zodiac taurus, who is known for Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience. Our collection contains 22 quotes who is written / told by Jerry, under the main topics: Birthday, Family, Funny.

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Famous quotes by Jerry Seinfeld (22)


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"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it"
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family"
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end"
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
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"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash"
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"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV"
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"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything"
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family"
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"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it"
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"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me"
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"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving"
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""
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"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
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"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun"
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"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to"
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper"
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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law"
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"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive"
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"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us"
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"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"


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