Facts about Lenny Bruce

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Lenny Bruce was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between October 13, 1925 and August 3, 1966.

Zodiac etc.

He/she is born under the zodiac libra, who is known for Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection. Our collection contains 19 quotes who is written / told by Lenny, under the main topic Religion.

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Famous quotes by Lenny Bruce (19)


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"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do"
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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter"
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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't"
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"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls"
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"When you're eight years old nothing is your business"
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"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone"
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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God"
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"Communism is like one big phone company"
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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it"
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses"
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"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die"
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"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know"
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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is"
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"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God"
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"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them"
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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up"
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"There are never enough I Love You's"
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"The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds"
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses"


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