Les Dawson was a famous Comedian from England, who lived between February 2, 1933 and June 10, 1993. He/she became 60 years old.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous.
Our collection contains 5 quotes who is written / told by Les, under the main topic Funny.
5 Famous quotes by Les Dawson
"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects"
"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up"
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own"
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps"
