P. J. O'Rourke Biography

Born asPatrick Jake O'Rourke
Occup.Journalist
FromUSA
BornNovember 14, 1947
Toledo, Ohio, USA
Age76 years
P.J. O'Rourke was birthed Patrick Jake O'Rourke on November 14, 1947, in Toledo, Ohio, in the USA. His papa, Clifford J. O'Rourke, was a vehicle sales person, and also his mother, Barbara Ann O'Rourke, was a housewife. P.J. O'Rourke has 3 siblings, 2 siblings, and a sis.

O'Rourke matured in Toledo as well as participated in T. P. Scott Senior High School, where he was a member of the institution's discussion team. After finishing from secondary school, O'Rourke enrolled in Miami University in Ohio, where he made a Bachelor of Arts degree in English in 1969.

After university, O'Rourke transferred to New York City, where he functioned as an editor at National Burlesque publication from 1973 to 1981. While at National Ridicule, O'Rourke wrote a ridiculing write-up titled "How to Drive Fast on Medications While Obtaining Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and also Not Spill Your Drink", which became one of the magazine's most well-known articles.

In 1981, O'Rourke left National Burlesque to come to be a freelance writer. Over the following couple of years, he composed short articles for numerous magazines, consisting of Wanderer, Playboy, as well as The Atlantic Monthly.

In 1984, O'Rourke published his initial publication, "Republican politician Party Reptile", a collection of amusing essays about American politics. The book was an essential and also commercial success as well as assisted establish O'Rourke as one of the leading ridiculing writers of his generation.

Over the following couple of years, O'Rourke remained to compose publications as well as write-ups, many of which concentrated on American politics and culture. In 1991, he released "Parliament of Whores", a pungent review of the U.S. federal government. The book became a bestseller and is considered one of one of the most significant political publications of the 1990s.

In addition to his creating career, O'Rourke has actually been a regular contributor to numerous television programs, consisting of "Live with Bill Maher" and also "The Daily Show". He has additionally been a constant visitor on radio programs such as "The Rush Limbaugh Program".

Throughout his career, O'Rourke has won various honors as well as accolades for his writing, consisting of the H. L. Mencken Honor for Best Humor in Journalism as well as the Gerald R. Ford Award for Identified Coverage on National Protection.

In his personal life, O'Rourke wed Amy Lumet, a little girl of film director Sidney Lumet, in 1986. The couple has 2 little girls, Elizabeth and also Tina. The family members lives in rural New England.

Recently, O'Rourke has remained to create publications and articles, and he stays a recognized and also influential analyst on American politics and society.

Our collection contains 44 quotes who is written / told by J. O'Rourke, under the main topics: Funny - Politics - Government.

Related authors: H. L. Mencken (Writer), Rush Limbaugh (Entertainer), Gerald R. Ford (President), Lawrence Taylor (Athlete), Bill Maher (Comedian)

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44 Famous quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Small: You cant get rid of poverty by giving people money
"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money"
Small: Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them"
Small: The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything.
"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich"
Small: Earnestness is stupidity sent to college
"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college"
Small: When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legis
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators"
Small: Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to
"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy"
Small: Theres something about Marxism that brings out warts the only kind of growth this economic system encou
"There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages"
Small: Theres one more terrifying fact about old people: Im going to be one soon
"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon"
Small: There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the onl
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences"
Small: There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner"
Small: Never wear anything that panics the cat
"Never wear anything that panics the cat"
Small: Never fight an inanimate object
"Never fight an inanimate object"
Small: Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife
"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife"
Small: Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope"
Small: Lets reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers
"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers"
Small: In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impea
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character"
Small: If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that youve
"If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography"
Small: If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - i
"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult"
Small: If government were a product, selling it would be illegal
"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal"
Small: Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy
"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy"
Small: I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think of
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less stupid"
Small: Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to ea
"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs"
Small: Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by
"Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us"
Small: Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they arent present
"Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present"
Small: Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"
Small: Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit look
"Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there"
Small: Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper
"Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper"
Small: Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely
"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely"
Small: Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial con
"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue"
Small: Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly
"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly"
Small: Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the sour
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power"
Small: America wasnt founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything w
"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased"
Small: Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it"
Small: After all, what is your hosts purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself if that w
"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi"
Small: A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothi
"A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too"
Small: A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks m
"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat"
Small: The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nu
"The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?"
Small: The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it"
Small: You may be surprised to discover youre rich, especially if youre broke
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke"
Small: You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going"
Small: Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us"
Small: Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully t
"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective"
Small: There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief am
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible"
Small: Seriousness is stupidity sent to college
"Seriousness is stupidity sent to college"