Facts about Patton Oswalt

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Patton Oswalt is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is still alive and was born January 27, 1969.

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He/she is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 15 quotes who is written / told by Patton.

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Famous quotes by Patton Oswalt (15)


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"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins"
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"I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see"
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"I hate all sidekicks"
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"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now"
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"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything"
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"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do"
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"I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you"
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"90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on"
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"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form"
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"I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians"
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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes"
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"Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period"
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"I'm not familiar with the metric system"
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"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage"
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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil"


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