Paula Poundstone is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 64 years old and still alive, born December 29, 1959.
Our collection contains 6 quotes who is written / told by Paula.
6 Famous quotes by Paula Poundstone
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling"
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas"
"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name"
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer"
"I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do"
