Facts about Scott Adams

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Scott Adams is a famous Cartoonist from USA, he/she is 51 years old and still alive, born September 28, 1966.

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He/she is born under the zodiac libra, who is known for Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection. Our collection contains 29 quotes who is written / told by Scott, under the main topics: Business, Intelligence.

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Famous quotes by Scott Adams (29)


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"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart"
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"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end"
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"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead"
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge"
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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion"
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"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive"
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"Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams"
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results"
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"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks"
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"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done"
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"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
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"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard"
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"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination"
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"I get mail; therefore I am"
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"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure"
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"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems"
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"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep"
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"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company"
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"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information"
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"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me"
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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public"
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"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings"
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"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"
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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives"
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"The only risk of failure is promotion"
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"The longer you work here, diverse it gets"
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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers"
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"The best things in life are silly"


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