Facts about Spike Milligan

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Summary

Spike Milligan was a famous Comedian from Ireland, who lived between April 16, 1918 and February 27, 2002. He/she became 83 years old.

Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Spike, under the main topics: Funny, Health, Money.

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Famous quotes by Spike Milligan (20)


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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree"
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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic"
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy"
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery"
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"It's all in the mind, you know"
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't"
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order"
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"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens"
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"I'm a hero with coward's legs"
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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine"
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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke"
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"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it"
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge"
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"I can speak Esperanto like a native"
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"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven"
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string"
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"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion"
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"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected"


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