Steven Wright Biography

Steven Wright, Comedian
Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornDecember 6, 1955
Age68 years
Steven Alexander Wright, an American stand-up comedian, star, and also author, was born upon December 6, 1955, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. He grew up in Burlington, Massachusetts, in a middle-class family members, as well as had three siblings. Wright went to Middlesex Community College in Bedford, where he gained an associate level in liberal arts before transferring to Emerson College in Boston majoring in mass interaction.

Wright's foray right into the globe of comedy started throughout his college years. Motivated by his university pals, that valued his disposition in the direction of wit, he started executing stand-up funny in 1978 at the age of 23. He honed his abilities in small clubs as well as bars throughout Boston as well as worked as a producer for the neighborhood tv stations WGBH as well as WCVB.

In 1982, Wright's life took a sharp turn when he was uncovered by tv producer Peter Lassally, who was mesmerized by his one-of-a-kind comedic style. Lassally after that arranged for Wright to make his initial tv look on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The performance was a significant success, leading to Johnny Carson inviting Wright back for a number of extra appearances.

Steven Wright arrived for his distinctive comedic design, identified by a deadpan delivery, one-liners, as well as an unemotional stage presence. His humor, typically described as empirical comedy, relied on ironic, silly, as well as thought-provoking jokes that gained him a committed adhering to throughout the 1980s and also 1990s.

In 1985, Wright launched his initial comedy album, labelled "I Have a Pony", which met with both critical and also commercial success. The cd made him a Grammy Award election for Best Comedy Album while moving him to national popularity. Due to the widespread honor, he took place to establish his specials, notably "A Steven Wright Special" in 1985 as well as the HBO special "Wicker Chairs as well as Gravity" in 1990.

Wright's talents were not only minimal to stand-up comedy. He has shown up in different films as well as tv series, consisting of "Half Baked" (1998), "Mad About You" (1995), "Desperately Seeking Susan" (1985), and also "Coffee and Cigarettes" (2003). Moreover, Wright is an Academy Award Winner for his 1988 short movie "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings", which he co-wrote and also starred in. He has actually offered his voice to computer animated movies and tv shows, most significantly for the character Danny in the hit TV series "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist" (1995-1999).

Steven Wright has actually influenced and influenced many comics, such as Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg, and modern comics like Bo Burnham. Throughout his job, he has gone across courses with comics like Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, as well as Rita Rudner, sharing the stage as well as trading ideas.

In 2008, Steven Wright was honored with a place in the Boston Comedy Hall of Fame. The list below year, Comedy Central ranked him 23rd on their listing of the 100 biggest stand-up comedians of perpetuity.

Today, Steven Wright continues to tour as well as perform stand-up comedy throughout the United States, astounding audiences with his distinct brand name of humor that has left an enduring impact on the funny world. Despite his historical job, he continues to be modest and also deeply committed to his craft, ensuring that his wit as well as skill continue to be celebrated by generations of comedy lovers.

Our collection contains 81 quotes who is written / told by Steven, under the main topics: Funny - Humor - Car - Legal - Fitness.

Related authors: Demetri Martin (Comedian), Garry Shandling (Comedian), Jerry Seinfeld (Comedian), Mitch Hedberg (Comedian), Johnny Carson (Comedian), Ice T (Musician), Rita Rudner (Comedian)

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81 Famous quotes by Steven Wright

Small: I have the worlds largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it"
Small: I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!"
Small: Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
Small: Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
Small: I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time
"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time"
Small: I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Small: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out th
"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window"
Small: When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
"When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?"
Small: My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted"
Small: I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissa
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance"
Small: I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone"
Small: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died"
Small: My neighbor has a circular driveway... he cant get out
"My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out"
Small: You cant have everything. Where would you put it?
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Small: Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff"
Small: I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other m
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums"
Small: I got this powdered water - now I dont know what to add
"I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add"
Small: I got a chain letter by fax. Its very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list
"I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list"
Small: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol"
Small: I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five"
Small: I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it"
Small: I bought some batteries, but they werent included
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included"
Small: How young can you die of old age?
"How young can you die of old age?"
Small: Hermits have no peer pressure
"Hermits have no peer pressure"
Small: George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you cant hear him talk
"George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk"
Small: For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them figh
"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out"
Small: Whats another word for Thesaurus?
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
Small: What a nice night for an evening
"What a nice night for an evening"
Small: Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"
Small: There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators"
Small: The other day I... uh, no, that wasnt me
"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me"
Small: The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing"
Small: Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen"
Small: So, do you live around here often?
"So, do you live around here often?"
Small: Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time"
Small: On the other hand, you have different fingers
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
Small: In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number"
Small: If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"
Small: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
"If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?"
Small: If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"
Small: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
Small: If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
"If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?"
Small: If you cant hear me, its because Im in parentheses
"If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses"
Small: If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does
"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"
Small: If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Small: If its a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny"
Small: I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I
"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"
Small: I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldnt have to go so fast
"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast"
Small: I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out"
Small: I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering
"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering"
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