Any Old Port! (1932)

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Stan and Ollie check into a seedy hotel and help a young girl escape the clutches of the landlord. They are forced to flee the hotel with no money and Ollie arranges for Stan to fight at a local boxing hall for $50. Stan's opponent turns out to be Musgy who uses a loaded glove. During the fight the glove is swapped and Stan triumphs only to find that Ollie has bet their fee that he would lose.

Film Overview
"Any Old Port!" is a 1932 comedy short film produced by Hal Roach, directed by James Parrott, and including the funny duo Laurel and Hardy. The film is set around a seaport, and as normal, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy find themselves embroiled in humorous dilemmas as they try to browse life through their unique mix of wit and clumsy shenanigans while earnestly trying to assist a damsel in distress.

Plot and Main Characters
Stan and Oliver play the functions of 2 sailors who come to a town seaport. Roaming in a seedy part of town, they come across a hotel handled by a bullying, dishonest brute of an innkeeper called Mugsie Long, played by Walter Long. The female lead of the film is a young woman called Susie, portrayed by Jacqueline Wells, who is revealed to be trapped in a forced relationship with Long under the pretext of a debt she owes to him.

Storyline and Laurel-Hardy's Antics
When Stan and Ollie inadvertently discover Susie's predicament, they choose to assist her. The plot deviates when Mugsie obstacles Ollie to a boxing match with a pledge to remove Susie's debt if Ollie wins. Regardless of having no understanding about boxing, Ollie accepts the difficulty in order to assist Susie. The scenes leading to the boxing match display some of the very best and funny comedy scenes, underlined with the timeless Laurel and Hardy comic timing and slapstick humor.

The Boxing Match and Resolution
In the climactic boxing match, Ollie is not surprisingly outmatched by the much more powerful Mugsie. Utilizing their wit, Laurel and Hardy manage to fool Mugsie by replacing his boxing glove with an iron mitt, leading to him getting knocked out, rendering Hardy as the winner. Subsequently, Susie's financial obligation is cleared, and she is devoid of Mugsie's clutches.

Comedic Routines and Cinematic Style
"Any Old Port!" possesses numerous comedic regimens and circumstances that Laurel and Hardy were notoriously known for, such as the swapping of a regular boxing glove for an iron-forged one. The funny duo's slapstick shenanigans and physical humor make the boxing match an occasion to bear in mind. Additionally, their resourceful thinking and combined effort to outwit the villain showcased their long-lasting sociability and the characteristics that have made them celebrated figures of funny movie theater.

Final Thoughts
All in all, the film "Any Old Port!" while keeping its comical plot and situations, also discreetly resonates with the message of combating injustice anywhere it resides. The film's direction, acting performances, and comic minutes raise "Any Old Port!" as a classic Laurel and Hardy comedy, handling to instill humor and laughter even amidst a tense story of a female's predicament and a difficult boxing difficulty.

Top Cast

  • Stan Laurel (small)
    Stan Laurel
    Stan
  • Oliver Hardy (small)
    Oliver Hardy
    Ollie
  • Julie Bishop (small)
    Julie Bishop
    Bride
  • Walter Long (small)
    Walter Long
    Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest
  • Eddie Baker
    Police Chief
  • Harry Bernard (small)
    Harry Bernard
    Boxing Promoter
  • Ed Brandenburg
    Spectator
  • Bobby Burns (small)
    Bobby Burns
    Justice of the Peace
  • Baldwin Cooke (small)
    Baldwin Cooke
    Spectator
  • Dick Gilbert
    Mugsy's Second
  • Charlie Hall (small)
    Charlie Hall
    Stan's Second