Quotes by Irish authors

"The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed"

"My life is every moment of my life. It is not a culmination of the past"

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance"

"My valor is certainly going, it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out as it were, at the palms of my hands!"

"I've always enjoyed a woman's company more than men's. They're usually better looking"

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy"

"All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing"

"Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked"

"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts"

"Who, being loved, is poor?"

"Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day"

"You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest"

"Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you"

"There is nothing on earth so easy as to forget, if a person chooses to set about it. I'm sure I have as much forgot your poor, dear uncle, as if he had never existed; and I thought it my duty to do so"

"Pity those who nature abuses; never those who abuse nature"

"Do thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine"

"Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer"

"'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion"

"Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over"

"Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible"

"That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously"

"For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!"

"A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in"

"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar"

"The surest way to fail is not to determine to succeed"

"Be just before you are generous"

"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief"

"There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy"

"Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword"

"I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere"