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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I dont even buy gre
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"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.""

- Claude Pepper

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Claude Pepper between September 8, 1900 and May 30, 1989. He/she was a famous Politician from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 5 other quotes.

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