"All women's issues are to some degree men's issues and all men's issues are to some degree women's issues because when either sex wins unilaterally both sexes lose"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"

"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex"

"Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue"

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive"

"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"