Sports quote by John Leonard

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades an
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"Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns"

- John Leonard

About this Quote

John Leonard's quote is a humorous way of comparing the strength of various sports. He is recommending that baseball is a game of stress that develops over time, while other sports such as football, basketball, and hockey are more extreme and explosive. He implies that these sports are played with a greater sense of seriousness and intensity, as if they were being had fun with hand grenades and gatling gun. This comparison is suggested to highlight the difference in the method these sports are played and the level of strength they require. Leonard's quote is a funny way of highlighting the differences between sports and the various levels of strength they require.

About the Author

Australia Flag This quote is written / told by John Leonard somewhere between July 7, 1965 and today. He/she was a famous Poet from Australia, the quote is categorized under the topic Sports. The author also have 6 other quotes.

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