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Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it
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"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it"

- Jonathan Carroll

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jonathan Carroll somewhere between January 26, 1949 and today. He/she was a famous Author from USA. The author also have 31 other quotes.

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