Pet quote by Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child c
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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other"

- Robert Benchley

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This quote by Robert Benchley is a funny method of saying that Dachshunds are a terrific breed of pet for kids. The quote indicates that since of their long, stretched out bodies, kids can not do much damage to them. This is since their bodies are already stretched out and pulled to such a length that it is hard for a kid to cause any severe damage. Benchley is suggesting that Dachshunds are a terrific breed of canine for kids due to the fact that they are already stretched out and pulled to such a length that the kid can refrain from doing much damage one method or the other. This quote is a funny way of stating that Dachshunds are an excellent type of pet for kids due to the fact that they are currently extended and pulled to such a length that it is challenging for a child to trigger any serious damage.

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Robert Benchley This quote is written / told by Robert Benchley between September 15, 1889 and September 21, 1945. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Pet. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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