This quote is written / told by Gary Larson somewhere between August 14, 1950 and today. He/she was a famous Cartoonist from USA.
The author also have 5 other quotes.
"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"