"Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half"

"Prestige is the shadow of money and power"

"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"

"Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely"

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"Success isn't about how much money you make; it's about the difference you make in people's lives"

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"

"Remember that credit is money"

"Money often costs too much"