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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three year
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"

- Joan Rivers

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This quote by Joan Rivers is a humorous method of revealing her frustration with her mommy's absence of sex education. Rivers indicates that her mother's limited suggestions on sex was inadequate and that it has had a negative impact on her sex life. She goes on to describe that her and also her other half's sleeping setups for 3 years were a result of her mommy's limited recommendations. Rivers' quote is an amusing way of expressing her irritation with her mother's absence of sex education and learning as well as the effects it carried her sex life. It also functions as a tip to moms and dads to supply their kids with detailed sex education and learning so that they can make educated choices concerning their sex-related health.

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Joan Rivers This quote is written / told by Joan Rivers somewhere between June 8, 1933 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 30 other quotes.

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