"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens"

"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today"

"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian"

"I like to use the hard times in the past to motivate me today"

"In thinking about nanotechnology today, what's most important is understanding where it leads, what nanotechnology will look like after we reach the assembler breakthrough"

"Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true"

"A suicide kills two people, Maggie, that's what it's for!"

"The science of today is the technology of tomorrow"

"Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. Go another mile!"

"I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day"

"When truth is no longer free, freedom is no longer real: the truths of the police are the truths of today"