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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me
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"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me"

- Rodney Dangerfield

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This quote by Rodney Dangerfield is an amusing way of revealing his appreciation for his kids's good appearances. He is implying that his better half must have cheated on him in order to produce such attractive offspring. This is an easy going way of revealing his gratitude for his kids's physical appearance, while also satirizing the concept of extramarital relations. It is an amusing way of expressing his appreciation for his kids, while likewise making a joke about his wife's fidelity. The quote is a humorous method of expressing his gratitude for his kids's great appearances, while also making a joke about his spouse's fidelity. It is a lighthearted method of expressing his gratitude for his kids, while also satirizing the idea of cheating.

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Rodney Dangerfield This quote is written / told by Rodney Dangerfield between November 22, 1921 and October 5, 2004. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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