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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag
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"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"

- Garry Shandling

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This quote by Garry Shandling is an amusing way of revealing the significance of practicing safe sex. By using the metaphor of an airbag, Shandling is recommending that safe sex is a type of protection, similar to an airbag is a kind of protection in an automobile. He is suggesting that, just as an airbag is designed to safeguard a person in the event of an automobile accident, practicing safe sex is created to protect an individual from the prospective dangers related to sex. This quote is a lighthearted method of stressing the value of taking preventative measures when engaging in sexual activity. It is a reminder that, while sex can be satisfying, it is necessary to be knowledgeable about the possible risks and to take the essential steps to secure oneself.
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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Garry Shandling somewhere between November 29, 1949 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 27 other quotes.

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