"I thank God for not making me a computer scientist"
- Daniel J. Bernstein
About this Quote
This quote by Daniel J. Bernstein is a humorous expression of thankfulness for not needing to pursue a profession in computer science. It suggests that computer technology is a difficult field to master, and that Bernstein is grateful for not having to go through the battles of finding out the topic. It likewise suggests that Bernstein is glad for the flexibility to pursue other interests, such as mathematics, which he is more enthusiastic about. The quote is an easy going method of expressing his gratitude for the opportunities he has been given up life. It is also a suggestion to be thankful for the important things we have, and to acknowledge the struggles of those who have to strive to achieve their goals.
"There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants"
"I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'"
"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess"
"Unauthorized access to computer systems is already a serious crime in a few states and is currently being addressed in many more state legislatures as well as Congress"
"The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired"
