"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
- Mitch Hedberg
About this Quote
This quote by Mitch Hedberg is a humorous take on the severity of fire safety. He is implying that if there was a fire, he would be the first one to run, in spite of the reality that he was obstructing a fire escape. He is satirizing the concept that someone would believe he wouldn't run if there was a fire, simply since he was blocking the exit. He is likewise highlighting the value of fire safety, as it is very important to keep fire escape clear in case of an emergency. The quote is an amusing method of reminding people to be knowledgeable about their surroundings and to constantly be prepared for an emergency situation.
This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA.
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