"I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself"

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after"

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things"

"News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"We do not remember days, we remember moments"

"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life"

"I weep for the liberty of my country when I see at this early day of its successful experiment that corruption has been imputed to many members of the House of Representatives, and the rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office"

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15"

"It isn't hard to be good from time to time in sports. What's tough is being good every day"