"I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer"

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book"

"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone"

"He was a wise man who invented beer"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable"

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens"

"I think it's brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything; there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I've ever seen is called television - but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent"

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer"

"Television saved the movies. The Internet is going to save the news business"