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If it wasnt for pick-pockets Id have no sex life at all
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all"

- Rodney Dangerfield

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This quote by comedian Rodney Dangerfield is a funny take on his absence of success with ladies. He suggests that the only method he might potentially have a sex life is if he were to be robbed by pick-pockets. This statement is indicated to be taken as a joke, highlighting the truth that Dangerfield feels he has no luck with females and that even the most not likely circumstances would be his only possibility at intimacy. It likewise speaks with the idea that he may not have much to use in terms of appearance or appeal, making him an easy target for pick-pockets. In general, this quote showcases Dangerfield's self-deprecating humor and his capability to find humor in his own imperfections.

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Rodney Dangerfield This quote is written / told by Rodney Dangerfield between November 22, 1921 and October 5, 2004. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 50 other quotes.

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