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Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
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"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns"

- Charlie Sheen

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This quote by Charlie Sheen is a metaphor for how he is handling tough people in his life. He is comparing them to "fools and giants" and "soft targets" which suggests that he is dealing with individuals who are not very intelligent or effective. He is likewise comparing his interactions with them to "strafing runs in my underclothing" which implies that he is feeling exposed and vulnerable in these situations. Finally, he is saying that he doesn't have time for these people, recommending that he is too busy to deal with them. In general, this quote is a funny method of expressing how Charlie Sheen is feeling overwhelmed by the people he is dealing with.

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Charlie Sheen This quote is written / told by Charlie Sheen somewhere between September 3, 1965 and today. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 51 other quotes.

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