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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor
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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"

- Joan Rivers

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In this quote, Joan Rivers is utilizing humor to make a declaration about her identity as a Jewish person and her attitude towards workout. By saying "I'm Jewish," she is acknowledging her cultural and religious background. Then, she goes on to state "I don't work out," implying that she does not participate in exercise or workout. This could be seen as a stereotype of Jewish people, who are often depicted as bookish and not physically active. Finally, she adds a humorous twist by saying "If God had wanted us to flex over, He would have put diamonds on the floor," suggesting that she sees no purpose in flexing over unless there is something important to be found. In general, this quote showcases Joan Rivers' sharp wit and her capability to utilize humor to make a commentary on societal expectations and stereotypes.

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Joan Rivers This quote is written / told by Joan Rivers somewhere between June 8, 1933 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 30 other quotes.

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