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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didnt have any, they gave you some
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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some"

- Emo Philips

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This quote by Emo Philips is a funny take on the concept of school security. It indicates that the school is so worried with security that they search trainees for weapons on the way in, and if they don't find any, they offer them with some. This is a funny exaggeration of the lengths that schools go to in order to ensure the security of their trainees. It also suggests that the school is so worried with security that they are willing to supply weapons to students who do not have any. This quote is an amusing way of highlighting the significance of school safety and the lengths that schools go to in order to guarantee it. It also functions as a pointer that schools take safety extremely seriously and are willing to go to severe lengths to ensure the safety of their students.

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Emo Philips This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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