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In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didnt have any tro
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"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath"

- Conan O'Brien

About this Quote

This quote by Conan O'Brien is a humorous take on a newspaper article from West Virginia. It suggests that the male was so out of breath from running away with the taken blow-up dolls that the authorities had no difficulty catching him. This could be interpreted as a commentary on the guy's absence of fitness or his bad decision-making abilities. It might also be analyzed as a commentary on the cops's performance in nabbing the suspect. In any case, the quote is a humorous take on a newspaper article and highlights the absurdity of the circumstance. It likewise works as a tip that crime does not pay which it is necessary to think prior to acting.

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Conan O'Brien This quote is written / told by Conan O'Brien somewhere between April 18, 1963 and today. He was a famous Entertainer from USA. The author also have 28 other quotes.

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