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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consid
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"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never"

- Jack Benny

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In this quote, Jack Benny humorously reflects on his long-lasting marital relationship with his spouse, Mary. He proudly mentions that they have actually been married for forty-seven years and have never had a severe argument that would lead them to consider divorce. However, he adds a funny twist by stating that they have actually thought of murder, however never ever divorce. This statement highlights the strong bond and love in between the couple, as they have actually managed to get rid of any disputes and preserve a harmonious relationship for practically 5 decades. Benny's witty remark likewise showcases his lively character and capability to discover humor in even the most serious subjects.

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Jack Benny This quote is written / told by Jack Benny between February 14, 1894 and December 26, 1974. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 9 other quotes.

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