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Never have more children than you have car windows
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"Never have more children than you have car windows"

- Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck, a humorist and writer, utilizes a creative analogy to highlight the importance of responsible family planning. She recommends people to never ever have more kids than they have cars and truck windows. This implies that the number of children a family has need to be restricted or planned in a way that does not surpass the capacity of their car. The quote is often translated as a pointer that having too many children can be overwhelming and may impact a family's ability to attend to them easily. It motivates people to think about the practicalities of raising a household, and to make accountable choices.

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Erma Bombeck This quote is written / told by Erma Bombeck between February 21, 1927 and April 22, 1996. She was a famous Journalist from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 61 other quotes.

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