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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if youve got a T-shirt with
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"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash"

- Jerry Seinfeld

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This quote by Jerry Seinfeld is an amusing take on the concept of laundry detergents being able to get bloodstains. He is suggesting that if somebody has a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, then laundry is not their most significant issue. Instead, they need to concentrate on getting rid of the body before they do the wash. This quote is a funny method of explaining that if someone has a bloodstain on their clothes, then they need to be more concerned with the source of the stain than the stain itself. It is a tip that sometimes the bigger issue need to be resolved before the smaller sized one.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jerry Seinfeld somewhere between April 29, 1955 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 18 other quotes.

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