"Our bodies are hanging along for the ride, but my brain is talking to your brain. And if we want to understand who we are and how we feel and perceive, we really understand what brains are"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes"

"Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied"

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice"

"The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart"

"Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain; awake but one, and in, what myriads rise!"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds"

"I think I have a superior brain and an inferior stature, if you really want to get brutal about it"