Coffee Quotes


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"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries"
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee"
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"Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf"
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"I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge"
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"The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun"
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"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns"
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"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'"
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"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling"
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it"
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"A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more"
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"A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked"
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"So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda"
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"It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it"
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"I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that"
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"When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called "Dead End." The name kind of described us. People liked us; we would go and perform at coffee houses and stuff"
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"There's people outside our house; you get followed by photographers; you can't go out and have a cup of coffee with a friend without someone coming up to you"
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"I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day"
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"It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park"
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"Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think"
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"Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses"
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"When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television"
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"But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could"
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"I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face"
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"Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions"
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"Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated"
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"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum"
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"When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run"
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"I work full-time in a used bookstore. I get up. I drink a cup of coffee. I think, The last thing I want to do is write. Then I go to the computer and write"
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