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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live"

- George Carlin

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This quote by George Carlin is a humorous take on the standard belief that Santa is jolly since he is a kind and generous figure. Carlin suggests that the genuine factor Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. This suggests that Santa is aware of the naughty habits of some kids and is entertained by it. It likewise suggests that Santa knows the effects of bad habits and is content with the fact that he can keep an eye on those who are misbehaving. This quote is a funny way of recommending that Santa is not only a kind and generous figure, however likewise a figure of authority who is aware of the effects of bad behavior.

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George Carlin This quote is written / told by George Carlin between May 12, 1937 and June 22, 2008. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 48 other quotes.

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