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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

- Elayne Boosler

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Elayne Boosler somewhere between August 18, 1952 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 10 other quotes.

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