Humor Quotes


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"Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile"
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"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road"
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"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it"
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"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing"
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"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge"
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"Wit is the lowest form of humor"
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"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles"
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"
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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time"
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"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me"
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"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain"
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"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun"
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"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing"
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"Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger"
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"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor"
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"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life"
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"Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end"
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious"
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"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself"
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"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you"
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"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself"
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it"
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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse"
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"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility"
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"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost"
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"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it"
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"A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it"
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"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding"