Famous quotes by Entertainers

"In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have"

"And also there wasn't much money in television in those days anyhow"

"I think I usually have quite ordinary dreams. Sometimes my dreams take me to other dimensions. I can travel in my mind especially when I'm dreaming I focus my mind on what I want to dream. If I want to fly, I focus on flying"

"When Courtney's mother and I first separated I tried to be Disney Dad, showering her with gifts, trips and then I snapped out of it. You don't have to try to impress your kids. If they're not getting what they need from you, they will let you know"

"Harley-Davidson is the finest company in the world"

"If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you"

"I really wish there was some big brother conspiracy theory. I just think it's the ignorance of trying to make a dollar. That's what the networks have done and will continue to do. If anyone doesn't think that this is about making money, then they're crazy"

"I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money"

"It does not matter how you came into the world, what matters is that you are here"

"One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality"

"If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all"

"The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama"

"The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them?"

"The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope"

"Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective"

"Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth"

"Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government"

"Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims"

"If you commit a crime, you're guilty"

"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation"

"I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed"

"I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems"

"I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke"

"I don't need equal time, I am equal time!"

"Government stimulates the democrat party"

"Football is like life and I know life"

"Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever"

"Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom"

"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"

"Compassion is no substitute for justice"