Lily Tomlin is a famous Actress from USA, she is 85 years old and still alive, born September 1, 1939.
Zodiac:
She is born under the zodiac virgo, who is known for Analyzing, Practical, Reflective, Observation, Thoughtful.
Our collection contains 34 quotes who is written / told by Lily, under the main topics: Funny - Society.
"I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific"
"For fast-acting relief try slowing down"
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed"
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
"What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch"
"We're all in this alone"
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company"
"We are all in this together, by ourselves"
"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse"
"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic"
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat"
"The road to success is always under construction"
"The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat"
"The best mind-altering drug is the truth"
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world"
"Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination"
"Remember we're all in this alone"
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it"
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch"
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs"
"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up"
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them"
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain"
"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain"
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing"
"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed"
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less"
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific"
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else"
"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain"
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework"
