David Spade is a famous Actor from USA, he is 59 years old and still alive, born July 22, 1964.
Zodiac:
He is born under the zodiac cancer, who is known for Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective.
Our collection contains 15 quotes who is written / told by David.
"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those"
"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
"I'm like a Dilbert cartoon"
"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder"
"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all"
"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it"
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends"
"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun"
"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks"
"My career is just kind of crazy"
"It's funny because it's funny"
"I have no detectable hair style"
"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee"
