"A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman"

"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water"

"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition"

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings"

"I feel happy to terrify kids"

"There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman"

"I was married to Margaret Joan Howe in 1940. Although not a scientist herself she has contributed more to my work than anyone else by providing a peaceful and happy home"

"Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly"

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"

"No man is happy who does not think himself so"

"Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come, as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours"