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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as
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"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station"

- Bill Cosby

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This quote by Bill Cosby is a funny take on the reality of being a parent. It talks to the truth that when a brand-new daddy has a kid, he rapidly discovers that his child will always be around when he is in the bathroom, as if they need company. This can be quite bothersome for the dad, as he might not have the privacy he desires. The only way for the dad to be specific of bathroom personal privacy is to shave at the filling station, as this is the only place he can be sure his child won't follow him. This quote is an easy going way of expressing the reality of being a parent, and how it can be hard to find moments of privacy.

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Bill Cosby This quote is written / told by Bill Cosby somewhere between July 12, 1937 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 43 other quotes.

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